Superior Judith Howell

Background

Superior Judith Howell is evangelist. She was born in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, United States.

Attended Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, Fort Worth, Texas, departed 2012 without degree. Charged with incitement and transporting controlled substances related to the mass suicide of members of the Eternal Source cult in Arizona in 2014; charges were later dropped. Worked as content manager for a collection of California-based New Age web sites predicting alien arrival in the coming decades, 2015-present, during which time she became a popular public speaker and self-help guru.

Personality

Everyone's favorite college dropout and punching bag, Judith represents the spiritual perspective during this new dawn of humanity. A charismatic totalitarian cult leader and a Large Ham, Judith is great at reading the room and is able to talk anyone to do her bidding, even the aliens while being mind-controlled by them.

Likes: serving, fire, aliens, farming

Dislikes: alien-haters, academics, heretics.

Quotes

• 'They are here to cleanse our sick world. The aliens are our saviors, and all who oppose them are enemies of the future' - faction blurb
• 'People of Earth, I am Judith Howell, Superior of the Servants! I am here as an envoy of our benevolent saviors. Today we proclaim our joyous destiny: one united world under their guidance. We call upon all nations to cease their futile and violent resistance, and to open negotiations to join our global family. Only then may we know peace and serenity' - during declaration of faction victory conditions.

Research

• "In each of us, embers glow. Through meditation, prayer, and togetherness, these dim sparks will blossom into the roaring flames they were meant to be." — Superior Judith Howell, Introduction to Module 2, Chapter 1 of the Burn Brighter improvement course
• "True innovation does not occur by forcing others to accept our opinions. It occurs when we combine multiple ideas to create something new. Something better." — Superior Judith Howell, Interview with the American Christian Television System
• "You are a shining star. You are a burning sun. And within you burns an eternal flame. When that flame touches another, nothing in this world can stand in its way." — Superior Judith Howell, Module 3, Chapter 4 of the Burn Brighter improvement course
• "Each and every one of us here has at one time looked in the mirror and hated what we saw. But I tell you now, until you come to love the face that stares back at you, you cannot become something greater." — Superior Judith Howell, Ticketed live-stream, "The New You."
• "Forget the trappings of wealth and power. Everything that makes life special is already within you. By your mere existence, you are beautiful, vital, and irreplaceable." — Superior Judith Howell, Module 3, Chapter 3 of the Burn Brighter improvement course
• "You contain multitudes. Every breath you take may contain atoms of Tutankhamun, or Christ, or Asimov. For any human to think of themselves as intrinsically apart from others is absurd: we are, all of us, made from each other." — Superior Judith Howell, Module 2, Chapter 1 of The Infinite You self-improvement course
• "Science would tell us that we are nothing more than vibrating atoms. 'Everything in life is vibration,' as Einstein put it. I put it to you that he was a duplicitous charlatan." — Superior Judith Howell, Eternal Source introductory video
• "A life spent merely enduring is a life spent waiting for death. Allow yourself to become the flame that pushes back the darkness - the flame that others will flock around. — Superior Judith Howell, From her foreword to Simon Carnegie's 2017 non-fiction bestseller, How To Lead: Small Steps, Big Changes
• "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine. This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine. This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine..." — Superior Judith Howell, From a home video of her teaching Sunday School
• "Few things clear your mind and focus your output as effectively as a sharp blast of cold. As a 'thank you' for being part of our course, please enjoy a 25 percent discount on any of our in-home cryo chambers." — Superior Judith Howell, From the welcome email to her Burn Brighter course
• "Our technology is but a mirror of ourselves. When we reach for fusion - the power of the sun - we reach for the light that guides our path through the darkness." — Superior Judith Howell, from Seeing The Light Podcast
• "Never be afraid to burn, for it is only within that fiery crucible that our true selves are forged." — Superior Judith Howell, From the concluding chapter of her Burn Brighter course
• "Back on the farm, if something broke they didn't have some fancy machine to fix it, and they couldn't wait for some repairman to stop by. So they did it all themselves, with their own weather-worn hands." — Superior Judith Howell, Interview from the podcast Eighth Chakra
• "The world forever turns. That, we cannot change. What we can do is ensure we turn towards each other, and never away - that we embrace all our tomorrows united and unafraid." — Superior Judith Howell, From the blurb to her book "Unity: 8 Simple Rules For A Better Humanity"
• "Sisters and brothers, I remind you the Lord said, 'Shall the axe boast over him who hews with it, or the saw magnify itself against him who wields it?' It is our destiny, our right, to embrace the marvels He has seen fit to provide us. The Enemy would have you believe this is playing god, but nay. We are taking dominion of our world, and claiming our rightful place at His right hand." — Superior Judith Howell, From her first official Xenobaptist sermon, three weeks before the Night of Cleansing Flame
• "The cat is in the box. The cat is alive. The cat is dead. The cat is not in the box. All cats ever born are in the box. The box does not exist. The box is a cat. You are the cat." — Superior Judith Howell, From her social media video "THE TRUTH!!!!!," since delisted due to suspected use of banned substances during recording
• "My family had this farm in Mississippi. You name it, they grew it - corn, soybeans, cotton ... There was so much to do, day and night. It wasn't the life I wanted, but it did teach me that you have to work hard if you want to nurture a living thing into the very best version of itself." — Superior Judith Howell, Interview from the podcast Eighth Chakra
• "Death is release. Death is a gateway. In death, you will become your true self. It is not death you should fear, my family, but only the pain that precedes it - and even that is a moment soon forgotten." — Superior Judith Howell, Eternal Source sermon, shortly before the mass suicide of its members

Trivia

Judith's appearance may be based on Yulia Timoshenko, Ukrainian nationalist politician.